one of the many quotes uttered by miss lindsay
greatest. moon. ever.
instead of explanatory captions, i'll just intro each pic with another messed up thought blurted out that night.

"i saw him in a suit and he looked like a monkey."

emmanuel (linday's hubby) - dinners cost $30 a night.
lindsay - well, it all tasted like vomit.

"ugliest baby ever. it's gonna be the most ginger'd kid."

"tits...something you pay for."

"it's very depressing...like the bartsch baby. granola ginger child...."

"monkeys are smart...not this guy..."
(points at brian)

"the 2-year-olds were really bad."
(referring to her dance students)

"a jew with a bag of money. it was everything they hated."
(referring to statues in prague)

"i had one girl leap and pee at the same time."

"oh, he's getting stabbed with something"
(looking at statues of 2 men fighting each other)

"his essays, I made them really great."

"they're grammaracally correct."

"wunnning iss ee ohwee ting i havv leff"
(mocking someone with a neurological disorder)

there's the camel toe! that's her vagina.

thanks lindsay. you officially made this blog not safe for work. or just not readable in general.
throwing in a 2nd part down here....


as spotted by dong lover...
(this is becoming even more nsfwer by the second...)
AND he spit a rhyme over the beat the same morning?? freaking take over 2010 dude....
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