It's Not Just About the Beer...

It looked like Sunday night was gonna a major snoozer. But Bruce and Adam had the great idea of checking out Oktoberfest in Anaheim. I was all for it... until I saw this piece of sh*t video. Here's just a sample of some of the screenshots of what we would come to expect if we showed up at the Phoenix Club.


Nice hat.


Big mama.


This I can get down with.


Say word???


Well we thought we should give it a shot anyway. So we headed over to the grocery store to get some pregame goods.


And we thought maybe we'd try the game out...


Jazz Cat and Brucey B.


Nina and Jenny.


Nina was kind enough to bring some of this delicious Japanese dessert wine. Thanks!


Stephen's contribution.


The Captain makes it happen.


If you were to walk into the living room that night, you would have seen this setup over your head. Super gay.


A quick roll call before we get underway. Jasmine, Jenny, Nina.


Bruce, Danny, Neeraj, Stephen, Adam.


And here's a video of the weiner eating action. Seriously it's the gayest thing I've ever done. ALL HOMO. (And here come the "sweet fist job" google searches.) Brought to you by Vimeo in HD.


Well now that we got that outta the way, it was already midnight. So there was no chance of getting into Oktoberfest. We juggled the idea of hitting up Foxfire aka Cougar Valley but thought twice and headed to Danny K's.


"I'm so stoked..." -Adam.


Shuffle breezy.




Stephen aka No One's Hero decides to buy some rounds of Patron. Seriously man, we drank at your house for a reason...


Cheeeeeers...


I'm sick of Patron.


Stephen being as steryotypical as can be.


We got some pool going.


This kid is such a cheater. He was pocketing his balls all night. (Come again?)


Round 2: 99 Bananas. Come on now Stephen! WHO DOES A SHOT RIGHT BEFORE THE END?!






"Jomo. I should be surrounded by German cougar puss right now..." -Adam. I feel ya man.


The Klepto strikes again.


Afterwards was the afterparty at DT. He was really hungry.


And horny?


The feast.


The Del never fails.


More gayness.






The we head back home. Let's try this one again.


Meh. Close enough.


We get some drunken ping pong going. Check out that feathered haircut. Not a single hair out of place.


Stephen is more of a double fister.


And.... Jason chokes Bruce to sleep.


And a stragler screenshot of that video again. Sweet dreams.