I bet THAT got your attention. Nah he didn't. At least not the stuff you're probably thinking.
Friday night we met up with some of the crew at Bruce and Daniel's apartment to see off Adam before he leaves for Guadalajara for medical research (and señoritas) for a few months. Right when we walked through the door, we see the party already started with this sick contraption.
Basically it plays some eerie music and when it stops you have to press the red button. If you don't the game delivers a strong jolt of electricity through your hand. The reactions are much like the "DON'T TAZE ME BRO!" guy.
The spread for the night: Jäger-RedBull bombs, red wine, beers, and homemade pizzas. Very nice.
We lookin' like the real life Entourage! I think we did the Season 1 cover justice. Stephen's carrying a rock. (???)
So after 4-drinks too many, a few of us head up the street to BCD tofu house to meet up with Michael for a few.
Somehow these two got ahead of us and were on a date. Jasmine's a little surprised. At least its a more flattering picture than her new facebook/myspace picture. If you'd like to add her, her name is *~jazziangellgurl.143~*.
Stephen and Adam were texting that French girl Adam met a few weeks ago at La Cita. Adam had a late-night dinner date at Denny's at 3am later. Text of the night: "Should I order you a Grand Slam? Or are we just gonna play for 3rd base?".
Hi Michael! Not sure why you wanted to meet here when you could have just went to Bruce's up the street. We didn't even order any food!
Cesar's still bummed that his date got crashed.
We were gone for about 30 minutes. We come back to find that the rest of the party left the apartment. Way to hold down the fort Daniel.
Drunk or bummed? You decide.
Adam's homie Joe made the drive up from San Diego just to be there. Not for Adam, but to try out for the group. Bruce's #1 is gonna be Adam's replacement for Bit of Change.
Adam never made it to Denny's. Instead he wrestled Bruce the rest of the night. A couple things going on in this picture: Adam's feathered hair flying, Bruce's butt cleavage flashing, and Stephen's on the corner watching out for crack. We'll see you later Adam. Have a good time in Mexico.
Stephen and I were only supposed to take a 30-minute nap and then head back to Anaheim. 4 hours later we woke up and got on the road. It was still early enough for breakfast so we went to McDonalds! Stephen's thinking about the crack.
While we were waiting for our order, Stephen's nose starts bleeding. Too many white lines dude. Everybody nose. Looks like Stephen got a hold of some of that crack from Bruce. (No homo?)
McGriddles and hash browns. Ah, what a feast.
I will still promote these post-party beverages as the perfect cure to get you through your morning/afternoon. Wuttup JFNG!
The Monopoly game is in effect. Little known fact is that hash browns each carry 2 pieces! Another little known fact is that back in elementary school, Stephen and I met up at the McDonald's at Circus Circus (both of our families happened to be there that weekend) and we ate about 10 hash browns each. My theory back then was that they spread the pieces out all over the country and that for the one piece that you couldn't get for each color, you had to find it in another part of the country. I guess Vegas wasn't far enough.
Some of the key winnings from that morning. Anyone out there have Broadway and wanna be my new best friend?
As we head back, Stephen's nose starts bleeding again. He looks so coked out right here.
Don't do drugs kids. Crack kills.
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